

about me ♥ last.fm
♥ fuck yeah, fat cat!
herro everynyan (^•ω•^)ノ゛☆ ♥
Cyrus, in an almost-reprimanding way: I think you’ve jizzed on every surface of this apartment
me: [embarrassed because I just learned I can ejaculate and it didn’t even cross my mind that I’m supposed to catch it or something… wait, no, I’m not embarrassed, I’LL CUM IN YOUR CORNFLAKES I DON’T CARE]
(via kn33c4p)
Baby… You do a DAMN good job. Making me soak the bed AND floor the way our Hitachi can’t.
It’s how you know you’re doing it right. If you are fucking her so good that she loses control of her own body you’re...
My sweetie has made me have to change my sheets so many times because of this. I love it.
IF IT AIN’T WET IT AIN’T RIGHT
